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MANDO GUILD NETWORK
BLACKLIST — LIVE PLAYER BOUNTY
#0042
Alias
“Sleeveless Menace”
Class
Bounty Hunter
Species
Human
Reward
15,000,000 Credits
Status
Bring in with proof (screenshot/clip)
Bio: Balen Vax is accused of crimes against sleeves, subtlety, and public peace.
Known to “negotiate” with weaponized charm, then exit through a window like a romantic hurricane.
Approach with caution; compliments only make him stronger.
Warrants & Violations
- Weaponized Womanizing: Excessive flirtation used as a tactical debuff on bystanders.
- Chronic Sleeve Neglect: Repeatedly wearing vests so sleeveless they’re legally arm cannons.
- Illegal Flexing: Displaying biceps without a permit in three systems (citizens complained of glare).
- Improper Jetpack Etiquette: Landing at rooftop parties uninvited, leaving with the cake.
- Credit Laundering (Social): “Borrowing” drinks via smiles; bartenders report emotional damages.
- Disturbing the Peace (Acoustic): Whistling his own theme song during duels. Loudly.
- Parking Violations: Parallel–“parked” a Basilisk on a café awning. SIX TIMES.
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