by Gungho Guns
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MANDO GUILD NETWORK
BLACKLIST — LIVE PLAYER BOUNTY
#0043
Alias
“the diddler of swtor”
Class
Stealth Specialist (…of Vanishing Mid-Fight)
Species
Twi’lek
Reward
50,000,000 Credits
Status
Bring in with proof (screenshot/clip)
Bio: Stealths, hides, and re-enters more often than a laggy cutscene. Will not be quiet about
wintraders and premades (volume set to sermon). Dances like a protocol droid with a loose servo—two left feet confirmed.
Unironically enjoys Nickelback and orders Taco Bell while stone-cold sober. Truly, crimes against taste and teamwork alike.
Warrants & Violations
- Server-Wide Nuisance: Officially “wanted for crimes against EVERYONE.” Appeals pending with nobody.
- Strategic Invisibility: Engages only when opponents are emoting; stealths at the first sign of competence.
- Premade Preacher: Delivered a 12-part miniseries on wintraders and premades during live matches.
- Rhythmic Endangerment: Two left feet cause friendly-fire tripping incidents in close quarters.
- Public Nickelbacking: Broadcast “Photograph” on team comms. Multiple times. No shame detected.
- Taco Bell Sober Ops: Consumed Crunchwraps outside accepted post-2am protocols. Claims “APM optimization.”
- Objective Avoidance: 0 caps, 19 stealth resets, and one very long forum manifesto.
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