PVP: pvp-bounty
Reward: 50M credits
Danger: 1.5
Faction: Empire
Species: Emotional Lesbian
Class: Marauder
BIO
BOUNTY CONTRACT: Rágë – From PC Dread Weirdos…. LOSER!
Class: Marauder
Threat Level: Emotional Lesbian
Known Habitat: PvP queue, general chat, and memories from 20 years ago that nobody else remembers.
By order of MANDO & StarForge server, a bounty has been issued for Rágë, a Sith Marauder and professional grudge collector currently wanted for stolen valor, emotional camping, and claiming ancient forum beef with Gungho Guns.
According to Rágë, he and Gungho Guns had legendary beef 20 years ago on the forums.
Small problem.
Gungho Guns does not use forums.
Gungho Guns does not remember him.
The galaxy does not remember him.
Even the Wayback Machine filed a restraining order.
Rágë has allegedly spent two decades training in the ancient Sith art of “I swear this happened, bro”, while polishing a grudge older than most SWTOR players’ characters or the players themselves.
Charges include:
- Claiming fake forum war veteran status
- Holding a 20-year grudge against a man who has no idea who he is
- Queueing PvP with big “back in my day” energy
- Mistaking being loud for being legendary
- Excessive crying in the warzone lobby
- Possession of a suspiciously travel-sized lightsaber
- Being the final boss of “who asked?”
Hunters are advised to approach with caution. Rágë may attempt to explain forum drama from 2004, challenge you to a duel nobody agreed to, or tell you he “used to be somebody.”
He did not.
He was not.
He remains wanted.
MANDO NOTICE:
If captured alive, please do not let him near a keyboard. He may begin typing a 47-paragraph forum reply about honor, betrayal, and something Gungho Guns supposedly said during the Clone Wars.
